{"id":26222,"date":"2020-05-04T12:34:56","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T17:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26222"},"modified":"2020-05-03T12:52:10","modified_gmt":"2020-05-03T17:52:10","slug":"update-for-5-4-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26222","title":{"rendered":"Update for 5\/4\/20"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sorry about that, it&#8217;s not exactly a great time to go dark on the website for a few weeks. I&#8217;m fine, just overly busy from the recently concluded Ohio election, so things should be back to sporadically normal around here. New review today for Samson by Kelly Froh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry about that, it&#8217;s not exactly a great time to go dark on the website for a few weeks. I&#8217;m fine, just overly busy from the recently concluded Ohio election, so things should be back to sporadically normal around here. New review today for Samson by Kelly Froh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26223,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26222\/revisions\/26223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}