{"id":2586,"date":"2010-01-19T12:00:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T17:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=2586"},"modified":"2010-06-23T16:01:07","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T21:01:07","slug":"huizenga-kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=2586","title":{"rendered":"Huizenga, Kevin &#8211; Supermonster #13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usscatastrophe.com\/kh\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/super13-1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"392\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Supermonster #13<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There are a few great strips in this one, like I&#8217;ve come to expect out of all of these. I&#8217;m not here to talk about them. This issue contains the best story I&#8217;ve read all year, called (I think) &#8220;I Stand Up for Zen&#8221;. See, he used to have a job where he had to type ad copy, and his boss wanted to use the phrase &#8220;fashionably zen&#8221; to describe some shoddy bracelets that they were selling. Kevin had a major moral problem with that, and that&#8217;s all you&#8217;re getting out of me. It restored my faith in humanity, and I&#8217;m saying that without a trace of sarcasm or irony. My shitty Tuesday afternoon turned into the best week I&#8217;ve had in a while, and I owe it mostly to reading this story. Buy it. It you don&#8217;t like it, let me know and I&#8217;ll pay for it. Fair enough?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/super13-2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"631\" height=\"403\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/sermons12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Supermonster #13 There are a few great strips in this one, like I&#8217;ve come to expect out of all of these. I&#8217;m not here to talk about them. This issue contains the best story I&#8217;ve read all year, called (I think) &#8220;I Stand Up for Zen&#8221;. See, he used to have a job where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2712,1313],"class_list":["post-2586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-kevin-huizenga","tag-supermonster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2586"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15507,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions\/15507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}