{"id":25325,"date":"2018-06-20T14:36:54","date_gmt":"2018-06-20T19:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=25325"},"modified":"2018-06-17T14:51:50","modified_gmt":"2018-06-17T19:51:50","slug":"fake-edie-little-stranger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=25325","title":{"rendered":"Fake, Edie &#8211; Little Stranger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ediefake.tumblr.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?attachment_id=25326\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25326\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25326\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-234x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-768x984.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-799x1024.jpg 799w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-195x250.jpg 195w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-137x175.jpg 137w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-30x38.jpg 30w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003-168x215.jpg 168w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0003.jpg 1635w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/secretacres.com\/?wpsc-product=little-stranger-by-edie-fake\"><strong>Little Stranger<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While I was looking up Edie&#8217;s website I chanced upon some artwork he has for sale, and was once again reminded that I&#8217;m not wealthy enough to appreciate fine art. Sigh. If you have money lying around, some of those pieces are absolutely incredible and you should buy one. Or buy me one; I&#8217;m certainly not proud enough to reject it. Hi, you&#8217;re here to read about this graphic novel, and here I am complaining. If you&#8217;re familiar with Edie&#8217;s work you probably already do and do not know what to expect, as he manages to shock and amaze me every time out at least a few times. It&#8217;s no different with this collection, and once again I&#8217;m going to try to encapsulate what cannot be&#8230; capsulated. That can&#8217;t be right. Stories in here deal with an alphabet snake and its quest for a body, its trip to the convenience store, some of the sexiest food prep you ever will see, more food prep but this time with a sense of existential panic, the pumpkin&#8217;s revenge fantasies, gender fluidity in said pumpkin, what you might see if you peek through a window while someone has their pants down, fucking with venereal leeches, trying to get blood from tiny veins and using it in serving sizes, and sexy cow milking. Also about a dozen other stories, if not more, and the descriptions I already gave you are almost certainly wrong at points. Yep, this is another case where you&#8217;ll have to buy it for yourself to see what I messed up. Luckily reading this will most likely make you a better person, so it&#8217;s worth the money from your end. Unless nudity and sex scares you, in which case get thee to a church as soon as possible and away from this book. For the rest of us, there&#8217;s plenty here to enjoy. $21.95<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?attachment_id=25327\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25327\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25327\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-221x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-221x300.jpg 221w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-768x1041.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-756x1024.jpg 756w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-184x250.jpg 184w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-129x175.jpg 129w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-28x38.jpg 28w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004-159x215.jpg 159w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/IMG_20180617_0004.jpg 1546w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Little Stranger While I was looking up Edie&#8217;s website I chanced upon some artwork he has for sale, and was once again reminded that I&#8217;m not wealthy enough to appreciate fine art. Sigh. If you have money lying around, some of those pieces are absolutely incredible and you should buy one. Or buy me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4615,6243,4974],"class_list":["post-25325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-edie-fake","tag-little-stranger","tag-secret-acres"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25328,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25325\/revisions\/25328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}