{"id":24814,"date":"2017-05-11T13:54:22","date_gmt":"2017-05-11T18:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=24814"},"modified":"2017-05-07T14:30:48","modified_gmt":"2017-05-07T19:30:48","slug":"serrao-catia-acquisition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=24814","title":{"rendered":"Serrao, Catia &#8211; Acquisition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.komikss.lv\/books\/mini-kus\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?attachment_id=24815\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-24815\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24815\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-768x1143.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-688x1024.jpg 688w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-168x250.jpg 168w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-118x175.jpg 118w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-26x38.jpg 26w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006-144x215.jpg 144w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0006.jpg 1165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.komikss.lv\/books\/mini-kus\/\"><strong>Acquisition<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK, I can&#8217;t resist quoting at least part of the back cover blurb this time around: &#8220;<em>Acquisition<\/em> stages a proof test conducted by an absent master and a semi-present assistant to a candidate in the best tradition of clownish pixelated Kabbalah.&#8221; Again, I&#8217;m not sure how I can improve on that, but I&#8217;ll at least add a bit of description. First we see some idle chatter at the university, with nothing being presented as a particularly odd day. Then the computer is started and poses the question, &#8220;what does the duck say?&#8221; The answer is, of course, &#8220;quack quack.&#8221; No, not just one quack, because who has ever heard a duck quack just one time? But this phenomenon has to be explained to the computer, which is not an easy task. Once this is established, it&#8217;s more descriptive to call it &#8220;quackery,&#8221; which leads to replacing the letters in the word with numbers. But based on ducks themselves, a few of the letters can be disregarded. Are you following along? Don&#8217;t worry, I wasn&#8217;t entirely either. It&#8217;s still a fascinating series of questions, and the images that go along with the otherwise sedate and docile computer really punctuate the questions. I don&#8217;t think will lead to many conversions to Kabbalah, but I am frequently wrong, so what do I know? If I am wrong it is my fondest wish that this ends up becoming a sacred text of Kabbalah in 50 years.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?attachment_id=24816\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-24816\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24816\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-207x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-768x1112.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-707x1024.jpg 707w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-173x250.jpg 173w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-121x175.jpg 121w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-26x38.jpg 26w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007-149x215.jpg 149w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170507_0007.jpg 1202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 207px) 100vw, 207px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Acquisition OK, I can&#8217;t resist quoting at least part of the back cover blurb this time around: &#8220;Acquisition stages a proof test conducted by an absent master and a semi-present assistant to a candidate in the best tradition of clownish pixelated Kabbalah.&#8221; Again, I&#8217;m not sure how I can improve on that, but I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[6140,6139,5448],"class_list":["post-24814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-acquisition","tag-catia-serrao","tag-mini-kus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24817,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24814\/revisions\/24817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}