{"id":24705,"date":"2017-03-14T13:48:50","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T18:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=24705"},"modified":"2017-03-12T13:58:29","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T18:58:29","slug":"velard-mark-konehedz-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=24705","title":{"rendered":"Velard, Mark &#8211; Konehedz #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/refractorindustries.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?attachment_id=24706\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-24706\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24706\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-194x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"194\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-194x300.jpg 194w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-768x1188.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-662x1024.jpg 662w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-162x250.jpg 162w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-113x175.jpg 113w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-25x38.jpg 25w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002-139x215.jpg 139w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0002.jpg 1967w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 194px) 100vw, 194px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Konehedz #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So while I was reading Mark&#8217;s intro for this book I misread one bit of it and thought he said that this was a &#8220;scream of consciousness&#8221; book. That&#8217;s obviously not what he was going for, but it oddly fits the tone of this book, so let&#8217;s go with that. This is the story of two amorphous blobs who go on a bunch of adventures, often accidentally, as they also will themselves to evolve the various physical tools needed to complete those adventures. Huh, and here I thought I&#8217;d had some serious trouble describing the plot! There&#8217;s more to it, of course, but that&#8217;s about where the coherent descriptions from me stop. It&#8217;s chaotic fun through and through, with lots of funny lines and situations, which is all you can ask for from two rapidly evolving blob people. I don&#8217;t have the slightest idea how this idea can continue to escalate indefinitely, but Mark was nice enough to include #4 of this series, so he clearly managed. I&#8217;ll be solving that mystery in the coming weeks, but meanwhile there&#8217;s a lot to love here. $3<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?attachment_id=24707\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-24707\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24707\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-768x1169.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-673x1024.jpg 673w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-164x250.jpg 164w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-115x175.jpg 115w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-25x38.jpg 25w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003-141x215.jpg 141w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_20170312_0003.jpg 1982w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Konehedz #1 So while I was reading Mark&#8217;s intro for this book I misread one bit of it and thought he said that this was a &#8220;scream of consciousness&#8221; book. That&#8217;s obviously not what he was going for, but it oddly fits the tone of this book, so let&#8217;s go with that. 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