{"id":24132,"date":"2016-04-28T14:54:45","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T19:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=24132"},"modified":"2016-04-28T14:54:45","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T19:54:45","slug":"reyes-brian-the-longest-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=24132","title":{"rendered":"Reyes, Brian – The Longest Sentence"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Once I’m again I sit here with a comic that is very difficult to talk about without spoiling too much of the contents, and once again I’m going to dance around it as best I can. But to make it easy for you, if you find that cover and title intriguing, the inside of the book is equally intriguing and I was fascinated by the journey all the way through. With that being said, unintentional spoilers ahead! This one starts off with a shackled man being dragged along by two guards wearing helmets that completely obscure their faces. He’s dragged through a gigantic open area, filled with doors and stairs, before coming out into the open on a long bridge. The group then stops for water and our hero makes the mistake of asking how far he has to go (he’s on his way to receive judgment from a king that he has heard isn’t particularly fair, meaning he doesn’t like his chances regardless), but he’s just getting started. There are all kinds of hazards and areas that are difficult if not impossible to traverse without help, and this is where you’re losing me as reviewer because I don’t want to tell you the nature of all of these hazards. I was thoroughly engaged for the whole journey, I’ll say that much, and we do eventually learn a bit more about the guards and the nature of this kingdom. If that’s enough to intrigue you, it’s well worth checking out so you should probably do that. If you need more, the internet exists so there are always more samples out there. $5<\/p>\n

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