{"id":23429,"date":"2015-04-08T15:56:02","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T20:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=23429"},"modified":"2015-04-08T15:56:02","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T20:56:02","slug":"steiner-steve-colonel-mactaggart-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=23429","title":{"rendered":"Steiner, Steve &#8211; Colonel MacTaggart #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mulletturtle.storenvy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23430\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"colonel21\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-660x1024.jpg 660w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-161x250.jpg 161w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-113x175.jpg 113w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21-139x215.jpg 139w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel21.jpg 1029w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Colonel MacTaggart #2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh Colonel, don&#8217;t you know better than to go up against an angry monkey? Colonel<br \/>\nMacTaggart, in case you don&#8217;t know (and why would you, as I&#8217;m pretty sure this is a<br \/>\nnew series), is an an explorer who wanders around with his manservant February.<br \/>\nFebruary is a silent mountain of a man, and the Colonel is a proper English<br \/>\ngentleman, with all the obvious comedic potential that entails. I seem to have<br \/>\npicked up the second issue before the first one, but this one is so completely<br \/>\nself-contained that I doubt there will be any confusion. Unless I skipped the origin<br \/>\nstory, and even then I&#8217;ll get to it soon enough. Anyway! The story for this one<br \/>\ncould not be simpler. The Colonel is out wandering the jungle when a piece of fruit<br \/>\nhits him in the head. After a brief period of confusion as to the source of the<br \/>\nfruit, he finds out that it&#8217;s an angry monkey. And the chase is on! The rest of the<br \/>\ncomic is all about the hijinx and the joys of purple fruits getting splattered. This<br \/>\nis where the full color really comes into play, because who doesn&#8217;t love purple<br \/>\nsplatters? It&#8217;s a fun little story, unless you have something against monkeys and\/or<br \/>\nEnglish people. And even then there&#8217;s some mayhem involved that might make up for<br \/>\nit. Check it out! $3<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23431\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-192x300.jpg\" alt=\"colonel22\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-655x1024.jpg 655w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-160x250.jpg 160w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-112x175.jpg 112w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22-138x215.jpg 138w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/colonel22.jpg 1029w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Colonel MacTaggart #2 Oh Colonel, don&#8217;t you know better than to go up against an angry monkey? Colonel MacTaggart, in case you don&#8217;t know (and why would you, as I&#8217;m pretty sure this is a new series), is an an explorer who wanders around with his manservant February. 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