{"id":23392,"date":"2015-03-25T12:08:26","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T17:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=23392"},"modified":"2015-03-25T12:08:26","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T17:08:26","slug":"marshall-scott-doing-the-dishes-with-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=23392","title":{"rendered":"Marshall, Scott – Doing the Dishes With Batman"},"content":{"rendered":"

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OK, a quick test to see how well we would get along in real life. If you saw a comic on the shelf (or, more likely, the internet) named “Doing the Dishes With Batman,” would you immediately stop what you were doing to read it, or would you move along to other comics with barely a glance? If you picked the first option, we could possibly be friends! If you picked the second option, you are dead to me. So hey, about this comic. It turns out that a good chunk of it is actual instructions on how to do the dishes if you don’t have a dishwasher. It’s practical advice! Damned near unheard of in a comic, but if you have questions about the process, there’s a solid chance that this could help you out. Of course, that leaves out the Batman aspect of the comic, and that’s where it gets interesting. Batman, you see, has never really done the dishes, what with Alfred around all the time. And Batman doing the dishes opens up a whole new world to his mind, and it’s a new world with a pretty great payoff on the final page. So to sum up: this is an informative comic about washing dishes, an often funny comic with Batman in it, and it has a solid ending. I’d say it’s worth a look! Unless you own a dishwasher and hate Batman, in which case it might not do much for you, but who both owns a dishwasher AND hates Batman? It seems unlikely.<\/p>\n

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