{"id":23016,"date":"2014-08-27T16:17:42","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T21:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=23016"},"modified":"2014-08-27T16:17:42","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T21:17:42","slug":"jep-the-true-adventures-of-jep-comix-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=23016","title":{"rendered":"Jep &#8211;  The True Adventures of Jep Comix #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/misterjep.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23017\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"jepcomix41\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-659x1024.jpg 659w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-161x250.jpg 161w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-112x175.jpg 112w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41-138x215.jpg 138w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix41.jpg 1066w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The True Adventures of Jep Comix<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Huzzah for mini comics full of random stories! That may seem an odd thing to huzzah about, but I am easily overjoyed. Apparently the name of the author is also Jep, or maybe jep, or maybe JEP, or maybe Mister Jep. Initials? Secret code? His website doesn&#8217;t clarify it, but it&#8217;s also not like it&#8217;s a big deal. Anyway, there are a wide range of stories in this one, and I&#8217;ll save the best one for last. Runners-up in this unofficial contest of &#8220;best story in comic&#8221; deal with the simple joys of playing Altered Beast with a friend at a Dairy Queen (and recalling a question about religion in class that I&#8217;ve still never heard a good answer to), being paranoid while walking in a park, filling your basement up with water for better baths (and the humorlessness of Catholics), drawing an odd line at sharing a glass with your significant other, a stranger in a bathroom going by sound to tell you that you have a fake bladder, and learning guitar. And finally, there&#8217;s Roger. The story, and also the person, I guess. Jep had a gay couple living next door to him, and he knew them both casually. By &#8220;knew&#8221; I mean &#8220;knew their first names and said hello to on the street.&#8221; As far as he was concerned, that was more or less the end of it. Then Jep got married (to his girlfriend) and ran into Roger in a grocery store. Everyone else had been congratulating Jep once he shared the news, but the reaction from Roger was odd. He confessed to having a crush on Jep and asked Jep what he (Roger) was supposed to do now. The two pages that show the thought processes that went through Jep&#8217;s head here are priceless, and I&#8217;ll say no more about the story so you can discover it all for yourself. I will only add that sometimes there are no good answers, and guilt doesn&#8217;t help anybody. Anyway, check it out for yourself, you&#8217;ll love it. No idea on the price, as he doesn&#8217;t have one listed on the comic or his website (where you can find all kinds of stories for free), but I&#8217;ll guess $4.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23018\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"jepcomix42\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-204x300.jpg 204w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-698x1024.jpg 698w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-170x250.jpg 170w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-119x175.jpg 119w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-25x38.jpg 25w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42-146x215.jpg 146w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/jepcomix42.jpg 938w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website The True Adventures of Jep Comix Huzzah for mini comics full of random stories! That may seem an odd thing to huzzah about, but I am easily overjoyed. Apparently the name of the author is also Jep, or maybe jep, or maybe JEP, or maybe Mister Jep. Initials? Secret code? 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