{"id":22949,"date":"2014-08-06T16:43:20","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T21:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=22949"},"modified":"2014-08-06T16:43:20","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T21:43:20","slug":"allen-jon-ohio-is-for-sale-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=22949","title":{"rendered":"Allen, Jon &#8211; Ohio Is For Sale #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jon-allen.us\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22950\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-294x300.jpg\" alt=\"ohioisforsale11\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-294x300.jpg 294w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-1005x1024.jpg 1005w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-245x250.jpg 245w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-171x175.jpg 171w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-38x38.jpg 38w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11-211x215.jpg 211w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale11.jpg 1082w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/secretacres.com\/?wpsc-product=ohio-is-for-sale-by-jon-allen\" target=\"_blank\">Ohio Is For Sale #1<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Petty criticism alert: when you send me more than one issue of your comic, and when it&#8217;s the same title, maybe put an issue number somewhere in at least one of those comics? I get why you maybe don&#8217;t number the first issue, like if you&#8217;re not sure you&#8217;re going to keep going with the series, but there&#8217;s no reason not to put a &#8220;#2&#8221; somewhere in\/on the second one. And that right there is my only complaint with this as a comic, because as far as the story was concerned I absolutely loved it. This is all about a dog-like creature who is writing the Great American Novel. It keeps getting longer and longer but doesn&#8217;t seem to be heading towards any kind of conclusion, which leads to a bit of a freakout pretty early on. Then two friends come visit our hero (pretty sure nobody was given a name of any kind; they were easy enough to keep track of in the comic but this might get a little confusing in the review) and they head out to the local 7\/11. And that&#8217;s where we meet the character depicted on the cover, as he&#8217;s working at the 7\/11 and very clearly on all of the drugs\/crazy or both. From here an unfortunate accident takes the vehicle of the friend of our hero out of the picture, which leads to our friend having to get a job, and what a job it is. This may be my personal favorite representation of the ultimate pointless data entry job, but I&#8217;ll leave it to you to discover exactly what I mean by that. All kinds of little touches in here that add up to a thoroughly entertaining first issue. There&#8217;s the crew noticing a creature wearing only socks at the 7\/11 (odd because these are all anthropomorphic creatures not wearing clothes and I had no idea where he was going with it), the co-worker who I was pretty convinced was somehow a sock puppet for the first few panels, and the picture of his wife that got the rare &#8220;laugh out loud&#8221; (see, I have time to type out all three words) out of me. It&#8217;s an engaging and intriguing first issue and yes, the cover for the second issue is somehow as great as the cover for this one. $8<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22951\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-293x300.jpg\" alt=\"ohioisforsale12\" width=\"293\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-293x300.jpg 293w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-1000x1024.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-244x250.jpg 244w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-171x175.jpg 171w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-38x38.jpg 38w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12-210x215.jpg 210w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ohioisforsale12.jpg 1071w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Ohio Is For Sale #1 Petty criticism alert: when you send me more than one issue of your comic, and when it&#8217;s the same title, maybe put an issue number somewhere in at least one of those comics? I get why you maybe don&#8217;t number the first issue, like if you&#8217;re not sure you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4559,5422,4974],"class_list":["post-22949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-jon-allen","tag-ohio-is-for-sale","tag-secret-acres"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22952,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22949\/revisions\/22952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}