{"id":22900,"date":"2014-06-30T16:20:30","date_gmt":"2014-06-30T21:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=22900"},"modified":"2014-06-30T16:20:30","modified_gmt":"2014-06-30T21:20:30","slug":"mitchell-brian-john-catherine-jared-walrus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=22900","title":{"rendered":"Mitchell, Brian John & Catherine, Jared – Walrus #2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Walrus origin story! Anybody who read the last issue has to be curious about this one, and if you’re a human being you’re probably at least a little bit curious about the origin story for a walrus who plays the saxophone. It turns out that I was wrong about this series being one issue and done, and it was probably silly for me to think that the concept of a talking walrus living in a post-apocalyptic world would run out of steam after one issue. This time around we learn that our hero was a slave at a Sea World before the apocalypse and that his music playing was all an act. They didn’t even give him a working mouthpiece! Anyway, our hero fell in love with his human masseuse, but things got a little chaotic when the world ended and, well, you’ll have to see the rest of it for yourself. Brian recently mentioned to me that he was on the verge of having completed 200 different comics, and he’s almost certainly passed that mark by the time of this review. Just in case you’re a comic creator and had the idea that you were being productive, there’s a little fact to make you feel worse about yourself. You’re welcome!<\/p>\n

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