{"id":22041,"date":"2013-06-05T16:02:49","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T21:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=22041"},"modified":"2013-06-05T16:02:49","modified_gmt":"2013-06-05T21:02:49","slug":"payne-jason-tall-tales-for-short-kittens-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=22041","title":{"rendered":"Payne, Jason – Tall Tales for Short Kittens #2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m still not entirely sure how he did it, but I feel unclean after reading this. Not that there’s anything overtly gruesome or offensive about this, which is why I’m not sure how this happened. Maybe it’s the horrifying appearance of Chastity and Grace, the two sisters of evil? Chastity is basically a living beanbag with the hair of a pinhead and a gigantic bow while Grace is a… monster? Sure, let’s go with that. Anyway, this issue is another collection of thoroughly bizarre stories, although this time around some of them are going to be continued later on. Assuming that there’s a third issue, and hey, why not? Stories include the one with the three creepy sisters I mentioned before (“to be continued,” although I have no idea where it’s heading), the drunk wolf and the prank, a life lesson for a young bear (?), the nightmarish image of a female Jelli Bunni using the lower half of a human woman to rocket into space, and one page that I can’t help but use as the sample. There’s also another activity page, as Jason’s quest to warp young minds with a seemingly innocent title and promises of “fun pages” continues. This is pretty much the perfect blend of creepy and funny, although I am legally obligated to be annoyed at the (very few) spelling errors because hey, so easy to fix. Check it out! $3.50<\/p>\n

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