{"id":21761,"date":"2013-04-16T15:43:48","date_gmt":"2013-04-16T20:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=21761"},"modified":"2013-04-16T15:43:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-16T20:43:48","slug":"morton-sarah-parry-bobbi-seasonal-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=21761","title":{"rendered":"Morton, Sarah & Parry, Bobbi – Seasonal #1"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It is always tricky to try and deconstruct a breakup. Luckily for us Sarah and Bobbi have decided to lay one out for us, a little bit at a time. Not that we see that right away, as things start off with a random woman exiting her house and we only later learn that it is the woman who was broken up with by our main character before this series started. Or maybe it’s not, as it’s never clearly mentioned, but it would be odd to focus on this random person if that was not the case. Anyway, next we see our hero (Kermit) having an awkward dinner with his dad, trying to decide where he’s going to live. We get a significantly more awkward conversation with his mom, as she’s making out with some hippie in front of him, and her advice isn’t all that useful anyway. Kermit wanders back to his old place of employment, and we get a flashback showing some of the problems that their relationship was having. Only bits and pieces so far, but enough to come to the conclusion that Kermit did a really shitty thing by abandoning this person. Unless he didn’t. Ah, I love reviewing single issues of an ongoing series. The chances that I’m going to be totally wrong\/end up looking like a complete doofus are staggering. Well, whatever happens with it, they’re off to a damned intriguing start, with what I’m sure is more emotional pain to come. Hop on for the ride!<\/p>\n

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