{"id":18924,"date":"2012-01-12T16:20:21","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18924"},"modified":"2012-01-12T16:20:21","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:20:21","slug":"update-for-11212","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18924","title":{"rendered":"Update for 1\/12\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New review for El Diablo by Luis Echavarria. Hey, snow! That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s supposed to be winter. Good thing that the climate change stuff has basically eliminated seasons. Makes it much easier to decide what to wear&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New review for El Diablo by Luis Echavarria. Hey, snow! That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s supposed to be winter. Good thing that the climate change stuff has basically eliminated seasons. Makes it much easier to decide what to wear&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18925,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18924\/revisions\/18925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}