{"id":18331,"date":"2011-07-29T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T21:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18331"},"modified":"2011-07-29T16:56:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T21:56:00","slug":"lapp-dave-window-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18331","title":{"rendered":"Lapp, Dave &#8211; Window #10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.childrenoftheatom.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window101.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18332\" title=\"window101\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window101-190x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window101-190x300.jpg 190w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window101-648x1024.jpg 648w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window101.jpg 1077w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 190px) 100vw, 190px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Window #10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Stupid Window comics! It&#8217;s all their fault for constantly getting buried in the perpetual mound of comics on my desk. For anybody who hasn&#8217;t read any of the previous nine reviews (and go ahead, that&#8217;s why I keep the archive easily accessible), Window mostly deals with Dave&#8217;s life as an art teacher in an inner city school. Things start off with a beating in the hallway, as Dave tries to figure out what to do about it (the beaters are two giant teens who are bigger than he is). He&#8217;s not the only one wondering what to do, but the beating takes its course and the scene moves to a game of jump rope outside. The jump rope game, as Dave says, &#8220;really is a sweet scene,&#8221; but it gets a little uglier when the giant teens join in. Other stories include a confrontation about a hat, the &#8220;reason&#8221; behind the beating at the start of the comic, and another one of the giant teens taking a real interest in art. Much as I hate to ever give away the endings to these things, I have to at least mention that Dave&#8217;s befuddlement when confronted with a very casual signal for a fist bump was a thing of beauty. I don&#8217;t know if Dave has the resources\/contacts necessary to put this Window series out in any kind of collected form, but the world would be a better place if such a thing existed. I think they would be handy teaching aids, not to mention a compelling collection of stories for regular old readers. As far as I know these things are still mostly out of print, but if I ever get my rental thing off the ground&#8230; ah, who am I kidding. I&#8217;d need some kind of a grant to get that thing started or I need to suddenly become wealthy, two things that seem distinctly unlikely. Anyway, hunt these comics down if you can.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window102.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18333\" title=\"window102\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window102-189x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"189\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window102-189x300.jpg 189w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window102-647x1024.jpg 647w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/window102.jpg 1585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 189px) 100vw, 189px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Window #10 Stupid Window comics! It&#8217;s all their fault for constantly getting buried in the perpetual mound of comics on my desk. For anybody who hasn&#8217;t read any of the previous nine reviews (and go ahead, that&#8217;s why I keep the archive easily accessible), Window mostly deals with Dave&#8217;s life as an art teacher [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3019,514],"class_list":["post-18331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-dave-lapp","tag-window"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18334,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18331\/revisions\/18334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}