{"id":18294,"date":"2011-07-19T16:36:31","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T21:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18294"},"modified":"2011-07-19T16:36:31","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T21:36:31","slug":"froh-kelly-two-days-away-from-staring-at-birds-from-a-park-bench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18294","title":{"rendered":"Froh, Kelly &#8211; Two Days Away From Staring at Birds From a Park Bench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kellyfroh.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18295\" title=\"twodaysaway1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway1-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway1-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway1-763x1024.jpg 763w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway1.jpg 816w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Two Days Away From Staring at Birds From a Park Bench<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Would somebody send me a crappy mini comic? I&#8217;m getting tired of all these great minis. Well, not really, but variety is the life of spice and all that. From the title I was thinking that this was going to be a comic about aging, but no, it&#8217;s all about Kelly losing her job and trying to find another one. There&#8217;s her initial reaction to losing it (laughing out loud, as the man firing her was apparently a moron), sitting around at work during the transition period with nothing to do, and her entirely too honest\u00c2\u00a0 spiel at a family reunion. Then the unemployment really kicks in and Kelly starts finding it hard to bother getting up in the morning. There&#8217;s also the reactions of friends and family, Kelly&#8217;s ongoing freakout about the lack of employment (that even she was surprised by), and the utter lack of a response from all her applications. More than anything this comic demonstrated how pretty much all of us are hanging on by a thread that could be taken away on a whim from somebody that we&#8217;ll never meet. Creepy, huh? Things do take a hopeful turn towards the end, more or less, but then she includes a block of text on the back cover talking about how unemployed people aren&#8217;t even counted in the statistics after they stop looking for work (like me!) and how long it&#8217;s going to take, even under ideal conditions, to get it all back to &#8220;normal.&#8221; It takes skills to make this funny and insightful instead of just depressing, but she managed it. No price that I can find, but I&#8217;m going with $2.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18296\" title=\"twodaysaway2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway2-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway2-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway2-761x1024.jpg 761w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/twodaysaway2.jpg 1256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Two Days Away From Staring at Birds From a Park Bench Would somebody send me a crappy mini comic? I&#8217;m getting tired of all these great minis. Well, not really, but variety is the life of spice and all that. 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