{"id":18092,"date":"2011-05-02T16:07:47","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T21:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18092"},"modified":"2011-05-02T16:07:47","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T21:07:47","slug":"not-actually-an-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=18092","title":{"rendered":"Not Actually an Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quick, a show of hands: who thought that this hand-me-down scanner would actually work for very long? Yep, it&#8217;s crapped out on me too and I can&#8217;t possibly get a scanner today. There&#8217;s a pile of new comics here just waiting for me to ramble about, but it&#8217;s just not the same if I can&#8217;t show pictures along with it. I&#8217;ll get an actual new scanner some time this week, until then there&#8217;s always the archives if you&#8217;re looking to kill time at work&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quick, a show of hands: who thought that this hand-me-down scanner would actually work for very long? Yep, it&#8217;s crapped out on me too and I can&#8217;t possibly get a scanner today. There&#8217;s a pile of new comics here just waiting for me to ramble about, but it&#8217;s just not the same if I can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18093,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18092\/revisions\/18093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}