{"id":17644,"date":"2010-12-23T16:51:11","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T22:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17644"},"modified":"2010-12-23T16:51:11","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T22:51:11","slug":"cherry-tom-x-mas-afro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17644","title":{"rendered":"Cherry, Tom &#8211; X-Mas Afro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tomcherryexperience.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17645\" title=\"xmasafro1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro1-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro1-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro1-763x1024.jpg 763w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro1.jpg 1240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>X-Mas Afro<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Who else out there hates Christmas?\u00c2\u00a0 There, now that everybody else has left the review I can talk to the few remaining cranks out there.\u00c2\u00a0 The holiday bugs the hell out of me.\u00c2\u00a0 So, so many reasons not to like it, but even I&#8217;m not totally without a heart, and I am capable of getting something fairly cute and amusing in the mail and still getting a chuckle out it.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the story of&#8230; oh come on, you can read that cover. The man can&#8217;t afford a tree, so he makes use of his natural asset.\u00c2\u00a0 All is going swimmingly until he decides to plug in the Christmas lights.\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve enjoyed Tom&#8217;s previous comics then I&#8217;d recommend this one, or even if you just like the holiday.\u00c2\u00a0 If you are even one step above me in your hatred of the holiday, I&#8217;d avoid it like the plague, but you know that already, as you&#8217;re probably in hibernation until the stupid thing is over with.\u00c2\u00a0 Either way, it&#8217;s a measly $.25.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17646\" title=\"xmasafro2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro2-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro2-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro2-766x1024.jpg 766w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xmasafro2.jpg 1156w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website X-Mas Afro Who else out there hates Christmas?\u00c2\u00a0 There, now that everybody else has left the review I can talk to the few remaining cranks out there.\u00c2\u00a0 The holiday bugs the hell out of me.\u00c2\u00a0 So, so many reasons not to like it, but even I&#8217;m not totally without a heart, and I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2612,4463],"class_list":["post-17644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-tom-cherry","tag-x-mas-afro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17647,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17644\/revisions\/17647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}