{"id":17485,"date":"2010-11-15T15:40:55","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T21:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17485"},"modified":"2010-11-15T15:40:55","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T21:40:55","slug":"castro-edgar-retail-duncan-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17485","title":{"rendered":"Castro, Edgar – Retail Duncan #1"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s a simple way to keep “your” and “you’re” straight: if you are saying “you’re”, would it work if you switched it out with “you are”?\u00c2\u00a0 Same thing with “your”: if “you are” fits in that spot, don’t use “your”.\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry to start off with a rant, but if there’s one thing that’s fingernails-on-a-chalkboard annoying to me, that’s it.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, that and the difference between “their, they’re and there”, but only rant per review is the legal limit around these parts.\u00c2\u00a0 I mention it mostly because it’s the only thing that bugged me in an otherwise funny and occasionally insightful comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Our hero, Duncan, needs to find a bathroom in the mall.\u00c2\u00a0 OK, not the most promising of starts.\u00c2\u00a0 He finds one, happens to sit next to an old friend, and ends up applying for a job.\u00c2\u00a0 From there he’s given a series of tasks, including 18 hours of filling out a form, killing the Rancor monster, cleaning up after Lone Wolf & Cub and fighting off Chunk.\u00c2\u00a0 If you don’t know who that is, kids, ask your parents.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a\u00c2\u00a0 pretty funny comic, with a larger point or two thrown in about the whole retail experience.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe you should buy a copy and see for yourself?\u00c2\u00a0 $2<\/p>\n

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Website Retail Duncan #1 Here’s a simple way to keep “your” and “you’re” straight: if you are saying “you’re”, would it work if you switched it out with “you are”?\u00c2\u00a0 Same thing with “your”: if “you are” fits in that spot, don’t use “your”.\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry to start off with a rant, but if there’s one […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2591,4386],"class_list":["post-17485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-edgar-castro","tag-retail-duncan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17489,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17485\/revisions\/17489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}