{"id":17214,"date":"2010-09-24T15:46:41","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T20:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17214"},"modified":"2010-09-24T15:46:41","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T20:46:41","slug":"gennis-emi-spaz-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17214","title":{"rendered":"Gennis, Emi – Spaz! #3"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Spaz! #3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Leaky ceiling?\u00c2\u00a0 That’s my guess.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh hello, you have no idea what I’m talking about if you haven’t read this issue of Spaz.\u00c2\u00a0 See, Emi woke up one morning with the top of the blanket wet but the underside dry.\u00c2\u00a0 So peeing the bed was clearly out as an option.\u00c2\u00a0 Still, she’s left utterly clueless as to what happened.\u00c2\u00a0 As her reaction shot upon waking up appears to indicate heavy alcohol consumption, might I suggest something from the previous night as another possibility?\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe a spilled drink while the blanket was pulled back, which would leave the underside dry when she drunkenly pulled the cover over her?\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe a cat protest of some kind?\u00c2\u00a0 If alcohol or a cat are not involved, I’m all out of ideas.\u00c2\u00a0 And as for the guy who woke up to a locked safe being open, on its side and full of water, that is very clearly a prank by somebody else who knew the combination. How many other people could there be?\u00c2\u00a0 Unless huge amounts of alcohol were involved there too…\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry, I’m neglecting a proper review of the comic because this mystery has me fascinated.\u00c2\u00a0 I think ghosts are utter horseshit, so there must be some logical explanation, but I don’t get it from the facts given.\u00c2\u00a0 So what’s this comic like, other than that utterly engrossing story?\u00c2\u00a0 There are a couple of bits called “Shit I Worry About” that is, um, shit she worries about, like various forms of cancer, falling down the stairs, having her cat run away, becoming a spinster, and axe murderers in the back seat.\u00c2\u00a0 Then there are a couple of bits about unusual deaths taken off Wikipedia, although the second one is more hilarious than unusual.\u00c2\u00a0 Throw in a couple of strips with her talking about sex and being late with Zygote and a demonstration of her holding out for making comics by hand (at least for a little while) and the mysterious story I loved and voila!\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a comic!\u00c2\u00a0 She has a deal right now where you can get all three issues for $5, which sounds like a steal to me, and you’d be guaranteed to get a pile of great comics.\u00c2\u00a0 Assuming that’s your thing, and if it wasn’t why would you be looking around this site?\u00c2\u00a0 If you already have the first two issues then I suppose you could get this one for $2.<\/p>\n

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Website Spaz! #3 Leaky ceiling?\u00c2\u00a0 That’s my guess.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh hello, you have no idea what I’m talking about if you haven’t read this issue of Spaz.\u00c2\u00a0 See, Emi woke up one morning with the top of the blanket wet but the underside dry.\u00c2\u00a0 So peeing the bed was clearly out as an option.\u00c2\u00a0 Still, she’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2816,1147],"class_list":["post-17214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-emi-gennis","tag-spaz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17217,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17214\/revisions\/17217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}