{"id":17152,"date":"2010-09-10T16:14:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T21:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17152"},"modified":"2010-09-10T16:14:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T21:14:05","slug":"touvell-charlie-shit-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17152","title":{"rendered":"Touvell, Charlie &#8211; Shit Happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/charlietouvell.weebly.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17153\" title=\"shit1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit1-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit1-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit1-667x1024.jpg 667w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit1.jpg 1664w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Shit Happens<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Are you someone who sees the occasional poop or flatulence joke and think &#8220;That&#8217;s funny and all, but what I really want is a comic with nothing but poop and shit&#8221;?\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;re that guy (or gal, I don&#8217;t want to discriminate), then you&#8217;re in luck!\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a naked guy (?) who is wandering aimlessly through the forest.\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously, it&#8217;s completely aimless, as the page of his wanderings has him going many different directions on the same path.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, as he&#8217;s wandering around, a plant (forgive me, I can&#8217;t help it) talks shit to him, saying that if the guy eats the plant, the guy will shit.\u00c2\u00a0 The guy considers this a challenge, eats the plant, and has a series of gastrointestinal mishaps before finally losing his &#8220;bet&#8221; to the plant.\u00c2\u00a0 I guess that&#8217;s a spoiler, but is a spoiler even possible in a comic where the guy is sitting on a mound of shit on the cover?\u00c2\u00a0 Think I&#8217;m probably safe on that one.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, these are all just words, and you already know from that cover and title if this is up your alley.\u00c2\u00a0 I will say that Charlie turns a more artful phrase than you would have guessed every now and then, and his artwork (where he actually draws real things) makes me wonder what a regular comic from the guy would look like, but other than that you&#8217;re getting what you would expect.\u00c2\u00a0 No price listed, but $2 sounds like plenty to me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17154\" title=\"shit2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit2-192x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit2-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit2-657x1024.jpg 657w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/shit2.jpg 1612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Shit Happens Are you someone who sees the occasional poop or flatulence joke and think &#8220;That&#8217;s funny and all, but what I really want is a comic with nothing but poop and shit&#8221;?\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;re that guy (or gal, I don&#8217;t want to discriminate), then you&#8217;re in luck!\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4314,4315],"class_list":["post-17152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-charlie-touvell","tag-shit-happens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17155,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17152\/revisions\/17155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}