{"id":17117,"date":"2010-09-03T15:45:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T20:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17117"},"modified":"2010-09-03T15:45:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T20:45:06","slug":"porcellino-john-king-cat-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=17117","title":{"rendered":"Porcellino, John &#8211; King Cat #71"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.king-cat.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat711.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17118\" title=\"kingcat711\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat711-190x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat711-190x300.jpg 190w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat711-651x1024.jpg 651w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat711.jpg 1628w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 190px) 100vw, 190px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>King Cat #71<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve long resisted implementing any kind of a grading scale for reviews.\u00c2\u00a0 No &#8220;8 out of 10&#8221; for anything, no &#8220;5 stars!&#8221;, none of that crap.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not because what I have to say in the body of a review is all that important, it&#8217;s mostly just because such a simplistic way of doing things really belittles something that took an artist weeks, months or even years to accomplish. That and it often makes little sense; I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I&#8217;ve read a review on CHUD.com tearing a movie to pieces, explaining in excruciating detail how every little thing about the film is terrible&#8230; and then they give it a &#8220;4 out of 10&#8221; grade.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s gibberish, I tells ya!\u00c2\u00a0 So why bring this up?\u00c2\u00a0 Even with my feelings against such a system, I&#8217;m starting to think I could grade King Cat comics on a &#8220;wistfulness&#8221; scale.\u00c2\u00a0 It would still be simplistic and cheap, but it might be handy for the folks out there who can&#8217;t wait for each issue.\u00c2\u00a0 This issue is more wistful than most, as John moved to Gainesville, FL at some point during the making of the comic and has apparently ended up there without his cats, which is mildly baffling to me, but he doesn&#8217;t get into it (or I read the last story of the book and assumed that that&#8217;s still his situation, which is probably wrong).\u00c2\u00a0 Stories in here include a pearl of wisdom from Jesus (the guy had a lot of nice things to say, too bad he&#8217;s depicted now as a dude who wants poor people to suffer), a daydream about a missed personal connection, a genuine white trash moment, another one that isn&#8217;t labeled as such, a visual aid to all the new forms of life John is seeing in Florida, a drunken lighter request, some lingering silence, and a really fantastic essay detailing Denver before everything became profoundly commercialized.\u00c2\u00a0 Of all the comics in the world, I hope I can say &#8220;more of the same&#8221; with this one and have the reader understand what a unique and tremendous thing that is.\u00c2\u00a0 I also love John&#8217;s willingness to just get up and go when he thinks that life is pushing him in a specific direction; if only everybody had that kind of courage.\u00c2\u00a0 In conclusion: of course you should get it.\u00c2\u00a0 If there was an issue that disappointed you, I&#8217;m going to resist the urge to say it was your fault and just say that this issue in particular really moved me, for whatever that is worth&#8230;$3<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat712.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17119\" title=\"kingcat712\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat712-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat712-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat712-667x1024.jpg 667w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/kingcat712.jpg 1588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website King Cat #71 I&#8217;ve long resisted implementing any kind of a grading scale for reviews.\u00c2\u00a0 No &#8220;8 out of 10&#8221; for anything, no &#8220;5 stars!&#8221;, none of that crap.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not because what I have to say in the body of a review is all that important, it&#8217;s mostly just because such a simplistic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1475,1897],"class_list":["post-17117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-john-porcellino","tag-king-cat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17120,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17117\/revisions\/17120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}