{"id":16953,"date":"2010-08-07T15:15:14","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T20:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=16953"},"modified":"2010-08-07T15:15:14","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T20:15:14","slug":"jakes-adam-dark-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=16953","title":{"rendered":"Jakes, Adam &#8211; Dark Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>16 The Brauche<\/p>\n<p>Maulden, Beds<\/p>\n<p>MK45 2DR Englang<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16954\" title=\"darkdreams1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams1-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams1-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams1-659x1024.jpg 659w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams1.jpg 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dark Dreams<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, this is a novelty.\u00c2\u00a0 A comic without a website.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s not the strangest thing in the world for a tiny homemade mini, when it&#8217;s clearly the first comic a person has produced, or when they&#8217;re doing something under a pseudonym and don&#8217;t want to get in trouble.\u00c2\u00a0 But this comic is as professional in appearance as they come, even with that minimalistic cover that sucks you right in.\u00c2\u00a0 Things start off with the winner of the recap Olympics, if such a thing existed any place other than my head.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyone out there trying to write a decent recap of your series for your inside front cover, hunt this comic down and study it.\u00c2\u00a0 We learn about Suzi, how her subconsciousness manifests itself in physical (and violent) form whenever she is threatened, how two agents of Order were sent to eradicate this manifestation (named Floid), how one of those agents turned on the other when he felt Floid deserved a chance to live, and how things have been calm for an undefined period of time.\u00c2\u00a0 Then Suzi took a vacation, got in a bus crash which led to a coma, Floid pushed himself to the surface to wake her up, and Floid has been dormant ever since.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s a recap!\u00c2\u00a0 Bravo.\u00c2\u00a0 It does make the fact that there seems to be no way to order past issues without actually mailing the guy a little inconvenient, to say the least, but at least we know exactly what led up to this issue.\u00c2\u00a0 This issue begins with Floid coming out for the first time in years, as Suzi is drinking more and more these days after a breakup.\u00c2\u00a0 Floid sees an odd creature nosing around the apartment, which sets off a chase and a chance meeting with one of those former agents of Order (Guedo).\u00c2\u00a0 They track the creature down and Floid is tricked into the subconscious mind of a human who is something of a testing ground for other creatures like Floid, which has led to a disintegration of this guy&#8217;s sanity.\u00c2\u00a0 Meanwhile, Guedo takes up the slack by protecting Suzi (as anybody who kills her kills Floid), and winds up going back in time after chasing another attacker.\u00c2\u00a0 The book follows them both, as Floid&#8217;s world gets increasingly bizarre inside of that guy&#8217;s head and Guedo struggles to make it back to his own time without being exactly sure how to do so.\u00c2\u00a0 Actually, that&#8217;s a running theme for both of them, as Floid only has the vaguest idea of what he&#8217;s doing (but knows he has to do it to get out).\u00c2\u00a0 So if you like your comics wildly inventive, you&#8217;re going to love this one.\u00c2\u00a0 But wait, there&#8217;s more!\u00c2\u00a0 This comic is funny.\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously funny, which I wasn&#8217;t really expecting to see.\u00c2\u00a0 Sure, Floid occasionally falls into that British habit of sticking with the &#8220;bum&#8221; humor a bit past the point where it stops being funny, but overall both characters get more than their fair share of zingers, even though I hate the word &#8220;zingers&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 If I had one complaint it would be that the action scenes often feel flat, like we&#8217;re just looking at a series of poses and not an actual battle, but that&#8217;s often a tricky thing to depict.\u00c2\u00a0 I have no idea how much this costs, but it&#8217;s at least 60 pages long.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe the fact that it&#8217;s all black and white keeps the prices mildly reasonable?\u00c2\u00a0 Who knows.\u00c2\u00a0 If I can find the letter that came with this and if it gives more current contact info I&#8217;ll change it, but at the moment it looks like you&#8217;ll have to dust off the stamps (and make sure it&#8217;s the right amount, they raise it all the time) and send the man a letter.\u00c2\u00a0 Maximize that sample and you should get a pretty good idea if this is up your alley or not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16955\" title=\"darkdreams2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams2-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams2-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams2-661x1024.jpg 661w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/darkdreams2.jpg 1972w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 The Brauche Maulden, Beds MK45 2DR Englang Dark Dreams Well, this is a novelty.\u00c2\u00a0 A comic without a website.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s not the strangest thing in the world for a tiny homemade mini, when it&#8217;s clearly the first comic a person has produced, or when they&#8217;re doing something under a pseudonym and don&#8217;t want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4266,4267],"class_list":["post-16953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-adam-jakes","tag-dark-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16956,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16953\/revisions\/16956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}