New review for Stun Nuts #3 by Chris Cilla, which I accidentally tore while trying to get it out of the envelope, so now I’ll never have the chance to hermetically seal it, bury it and dig it up in 50 years so I can retire…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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