{"id":15734,"date":"2007-01-17T11:55:03","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T17:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=15734"},"modified":"2010-07-21T11:56:47","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T16:56:47","slug":"roman-dave-astronaut-elementary-book-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=15734","title":{"rendered":"Roman, Dave &#8211; Astronaut Elementary Book Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.realmsend.com\/yaytime\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\".https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/astronautbook21.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Astronaut Elementary Book Two (#5, 6 &amp; 7) <\/strong><a href=\"..\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=302\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $3<\/p>\n<p>Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s say you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having a lousy day, and why not? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s possible, even  likely sometimes, depending on your job, social life, the state of the  world, all that. I defy anyone to read this collection and still feel  lousy. You could flip through these and just read the little blurbs on  posters and other items in the backgrounds and be amused, then when you  stop to actually read the dialogue, well, your soul would have to be  awfully black to not get at least a few dozen chuckles out of this. And  sure, it is technically an \u00e2\u20ac\u0153all ages\u00e2\u20ac\u009d type of book, but unlike a whole  bunch of things in that genre, here it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t automatically also mean  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153stupid to all adults\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Anything but. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an introduction to a few more  of the students at Astronaut Elementary and their various quests, like  destroying a student and the endless harassment by Team Feety Pajamas.  We also get to meet the principal and be impressed by his giant sword,  watch Spike with his fruitless crushes on the school boys, and see the  richest girl in school. All of these things tie together in some ways,  or sometimes not, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not really relevant. These are a pure joy to  read and I have almost no interest in any sort of a larger story, which  is rare for me. Can you tell yet that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m totally sold on these things  now? If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a complete cynic, I guess you can skip these, although  they may very well cure you. Other than that, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no reason in the  world not to check them out, and you can get all sorts of free samples  on their website if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re too cheap to actually pay for them\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\".https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/astronautbook22.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Astronaut Elementary Book Two (#5, 6 &amp; 7) Now Available! $3 Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s say you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having a lousy day, and why not? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s possible, even likely sometimes, depending on your job, social life, the state of the world, all that. I defy anyone to read this collection and still feel lousy. You could flip through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1190,3475],"class_list":["post-15734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-astronaut-elementary","tag-dave-roman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15734"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15736,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15734\/revisions\/15736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}