{"id":15488,"date":"2010-04-23T15:47:44","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T20:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=15488"},"modified":"2010-06-23T15:48:54","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T20:48:54","slug":"hawkins-matthew-unlucky-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=15488","title":{"rendered":"Hawkins, Matthew &#8211; Unlucky #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fort90.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlucky21.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlucky21b.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unlucky #2<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=159\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $1.50<\/p>\n<p>Another preview mini? That&#8217;s all well and good, but where&#8217;s the great big graphic novel full of these stories? When that&#8217;s my main complaint for an issue, you know I probably liked it a whole lot. There are two stories in here. The first (drawn by K. Thor Jensen) is about a sexual adventure Matt had in college that led to an infected nipple. It&#8217;s a long way to go for a punchline, but it is quite a punchline. And there&#8217;s gratuitous sex, so it&#8217;s hard to complain about that. The second story (drawn by MK Reed) deals with an awkward conversation waiting in line to order food. It&#8217;s all over a penny, but kudos to Matthew for standing up to an asshole. With this collection of talent combined with the ability to tell a fantastic story, I&#8217;m really excited to see a larger collection of these stories, so get to work! Or just keep these previews coming if you must, but I want a big pile o&#8217; stories&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlucky22.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Unlucky #2 Now Available! $1.50 Another preview mini? That&#8217;s all well and good, but where&#8217;s the great big graphic novel full of these stories? When that&#8217;s my main complaint for an issue, you know I probably liked it a whole lot. There are two stories in here. The first (drawn by K. Thor Jensen) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2885,1250],"class_list":["post-15488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-matthew-hawkins","tag-unlucky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15490,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15488\/revisions\/15490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}