{"id":14845,"date":"2010-04-21T12:32:37","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T17:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14845"},"modified":"2010-06-21T12:34:27","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T17:34:27","slug":"cater-donovan-why-i-hate-people-and-other-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14845","title":{"rendered":"Cater, Donovan &#8211; Why I Hate People&#8230; And Other Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shop.cafepress.com\/donovan-cater\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/hatepeople1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Why I Hate People&#8230; And Other Stories<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=56\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $1.50<\/p>\n<p>The main story in here is about a trip to the supermarket. If you&#8217;re  ever looking for a reason to hate humanity, Donovan has it pretty well  summed up that that&#8217;s a good place to start. Pretty good stuff about  stupid kids, slow check-out lane ladies (although I have to say that  I&#8217;ve never been stopped for having one item too many in the express  lane, but I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s happened) and deceptive sale prices. Also in  here are a couple of stories about what a horrible monster George Bush  is (can I even type that without getting arrested? Can I also type that  he&#8217;s a war criminal? Just checking) and meeting family members at odd  places. A good assortment of stuff, and Donovan had a whole mess of new  stuff available at SPACE, so scroll around the page, why don&#8217;t you?  Also, the only <a href=\"mailto:nullandvoid_contact@yahoo.com\">e-mail address<\/a> I had  for him is old, so if somebody could tell me if it&#8217;s valid, I&#8217;d sure  appreciate it&#8230; OK, it&#8217;s good now. Send him e-mail!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/hatepeople2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"481\" height=\"660\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Why I Hate People&#8230; And Other Stories Now Available! $1.50 The main story in here is about a trip to the supermarket. If you&#8217;re ever looking for a reason to hate humanity, Donovan has it pretty well summed up that that&#8217;s a good place to start. Pretty good stuff about stupid kids, slow check-out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2593,780],"class_list":["post-14845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-donovan-cater","tag-why-i-hate-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14846,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14845\/revisions\/14846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}