{"id":14580,"date":"2010-05-22T15:17:03","date_gmt":"2010-05-22T20:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14580"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:44:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:44:20","slug":"vrooman-a-a-candlakare-mardommar-dental-nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14580","title":{"rendered":"Vrooman, A.A. &#8211; Candlakare Mardommar: Dental Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/a2alien.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/dental1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14581\" title=\"dental1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/dental1-300x254.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/dental1-300x254.jpg 300w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/dental1-1024x868.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/dental1.jpg 1264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Candlakare Mardommar: Dental Nightmares<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve done it!\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve finally managed to find the quickest mini comic to read in history!\u00c2\u00a0 This is not to say a bad thing about the content of the comic (which I&#8217;ll get to in a minute), but wow, this thing is short.\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s a four page wordless story, followed by a couple of rough sketches of two of the four pages, and that&#8217;s it for the comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Just a note: rough sketches in such a tiny thing are completely unnecessary.\u00c2\u00a0 Just my opinion, but I would have preferred a tiny bit more content.\u00c2\u00a0 So how about the story?\u00c2\u00a0 The cover gives it away, except the plural aspect of it is misleading: this is about just one dental nightmare.\u00c2\u00a0 An alien (not pictured in the sample) dreams he\/she\/it is in a dentist&#8217;s office, the dentist turns into an evil monster, and then the alien wakes up.\u00c2\u00a0 The end!\u00c2\u00a0 Um, spoiler alert.\u00c2\u00a0 The funny part about this is that I went to his (her?) website before writing this and there are at least a few freebies up there with more content than this comic.\u00c2\u00a0 For all that complaining about the tininess of this thing, it&#8217;s a funny piece.\u00c2\u00a0 It will take you between 10 and 20 seconds to read it, but it&#8217;s not bad at all.\u00c2\u00a0 The website has full color, so naturally it looks a little better, but I&#8217;d be very curious to see a bigger story with this artwork.\u00c2\u00a0 Worth checking out, sort of, or you could just read the samples at his\/her site and go from there.\u00c2\u00a0 No price, but I&#8217;m going with $1.<\/p>\n<p><a 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There&#8217;s a four page wordless story, followed 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