{"id":14568,"date":"2010-05-20T12:36:31","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T17:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14568"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:44:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:44:20","slug":"hines-stephen-clyde-the-redneck-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14568","title":{"rendered":"Hines, Stephen &#8211; Clyde the Redneck #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stephenhines.org\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14569\" title=\"clyde11\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde11-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde11-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde11-667x1024.jpg 667w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde11.jpg 1664w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/><\/a><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Clyde the Redneck #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a comic strip in The Other Paper (based in Columbus Ohio), the name of which escapes me because I never bothered to read the ugly thing.\u00c2\u00a0 Full disclosure here: it&#8217;s an uphill battle to get me to read newspaper comic strips, even though I have managed to find a few over the years that are pretty funny.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, I could never be bothered with that particular strip because it was a clip-art thing: they would use the same panel for the whole strip, fill in the word balloons and (one assumes) wrap it up with a joke.\u00c2\u00a0 That one, at the very least, had the decency to change the image every week.\u00c2\u00a0 This is a collection of four panel strips, all told with clip-art, all using that profoundly ugly image from the cover.\u00c2\u00a0 Stephen starts off thanking a bunch of conservative luminaries, but a quick glance at his website shows that he&#8217;s not really a fan of those nutbags.\u00c2\u00a0 OK, so the comic looks terrible.\u00c2\u00a0 What about the writing?\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s OK.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the same format for the whole thing of course: first panel with only a title, next two set up some sort of a punchline, and then the punchline is delivered.\u00c2\u00a0 Topics include being followed too closely, waiting for McCain to get elected, seeing a lot of stickers on a car, falling in love with a country singer on the radio, yelling at an Obama bumper sticker, and how high schools dress slutty.\u00c2\u00a0 As humor is subjective, I will only say that I thought it was significantly more stupid than funny.\u00c2\u00a0 It looks like he has other, better (?) books available, so here&#8217;s hoping that I picked up one of those comics in my mad dash through SPACE, as I&#8217;d hate to think this lazy mess is the best this guy has to offer.\u00c2\u00a0 $1<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14570\" title=\"clyde12\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde12-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde12-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde12-668x1024.jpg 668w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/clyde12.jpg 1620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Clyde the Redneck #1 There&#8217;s a comic strip in The Other Paper (based in Columbus Ohio), the name of which escapes me because I never bothered to read the ugly thing.\u00c2\u00a0 Full disclosure here: it&#8217;s an uphill battle to get me to read newspaper comic strips, even though I have managed to find a 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