{"id":14557,"date":"2010-05-19T11:55:34","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T16:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14557"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:44:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:44:20","slug":"bogart-craig-the-secret-history-of-the-ineffables-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14557","title":{"rendered":"Bogart, Craig &#8211; The Secret History of the Ineffables #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theineffables.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14556\" title=\"secretineffables21\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables21-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables21-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables21-686x1024.jpg 686w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables21.jpg 2012w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Secret History of the Ineffables #2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you&#8217;re still undecided on The Ineffables in general, or perhaps you&#8217;ve somehow managed to avoid reading about them at some point on this site over the years.\u00c2\u00a0 Fair enough.\u00c2\u00a0 I would recommend that you embiggen that sample below and give it a good look, as it deals with an old team of Ineffables and their time spent trapped in a force field.\u00c2\u00a0 It has only the barest relevance to the rest of the issue, but it&#8217;s such a slice of perfection that I couldn&#8217;t pass up using it for the sample.\u00c2\u00a0 As for the rest of the issue, it&#8217;s more of the science-based mayhem you&#8217;ve come to know and love, or at least you&#8217;ve come to know and love it if you&#8217;ve been paying attention.\u00c2\u00a0 This issue shows why young Abe Lincoln was kicked off the team ages ago (his methods were too extreme for the team), follows the current team as they try to locate the stolen Schrodinger&#8217;s Cat (which has a unique quantum nature that seems to see through realities), shows us a few more dead Ineffables (as the dead are still running loose from the first issue of this series), has the fight the whole world has longed to see (Abe Lincoln vs. Uncle Sam), and has Abe Lincoln following the team into the realm of the dead in the only way he knows (and I loved the fact that his beard reappeared before the flesh on his face when he made it to the afterlife).\u00c2\u00a0 This is a team of superheroes in only the loosest sense, as their &#8220;powers&#8221; are based in abstractions and raw science (I don&#8217;t think any of them other than Abe could throw a decent punch), but instead of being some sort of drawback it always ends up being the only way this team can function: through using their brains, even though the brain of Chet leaves a little bit to be desired.\u00c2\u00a0 But hey, it only adds to his humanity.\u00c2\u00a0 The only complaint I have is that the art seemed rushed at times in the comic, as his linework was stronger in previous issues, but it&#8217;s not a constant problem, just a little thing I picked up here and there, and only noticeable because it&#8217;s been so great in the past.\u00c2\u00a0 Wait, was that a complaint or not?\u00c2\u00a0 Sort of.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, the point of all this is that if you ever see Craig at a con, ask him what he thinks the best self-contained Ineffables story is, buy it and be impressed.\u00c2\u00a0 Or if you&#8217;re rich and see him at a con, just buy the stack of comics he has available, there is very little in this universe that will disappoint.\u00c2\u00a0 $4<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables22.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14558\" title=\"secretineffables22\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables22-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables22-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables22-667x1024.jpg 667w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/secretineffables22.jpg 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website The Secret History of the Ineffables #2 Perhaps you&#8217;re still undecided on The Ineffables in general, or perhaps you&#8217;ve somehow managed to avoid reading about them at some point on this site over the years.\u00c2\u00a0 Fair enough.\u00c2\u00a0 I would recommend that you embiggen that sample below and give it a good look, as it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2540,681,2539],"class_list":["post-14557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-craig-bogart","tag-the-ineffables","tag-the-secret-history-of-the-ineffables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14557"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16380,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14557\/revisions\/16380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}