{"id":14354,"date":"2011-07-25T12:28:45","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T17:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14354"},"modified":"2011-07-25T16:17:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T21:17:55","slug":"foster-brad-w-the-eternal-conflict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=14354","title":{"rendered":"Foster, Brad W. &#8211; The Eternal Conflict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jabberwockygraphix.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14355\" title=\"theeternalconflict11\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict11-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict11-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict11-805x1024.jpg 805w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict11.jpg 1256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Eternal Conflict<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=1&amp;product_id=443\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available<\/a>!\u00c2\u00a0 $1.25<\/p>\n<p>How much effort have you ever put into eating the last pea on your plate? At least I think the object of Brad&#8217;s frustration is a pea, it might also be a matza ball or some other perfectly round edible object. The title for this mini tells the tale, as each page is a wordless panel of Brad (actually most likely Brad&#8217;s stand-in) first trying to eat the pea in a civilized fashion, then combining utensils to try and get the food to his mouth, before things start getting ugly. That&#8217;s it, really, but I don&#8217;t want to just gloss this over as &#8220;man tries to eat pea for the entirety of a comic&#8221; to leave you with the impression that it&#8217;s worthless. His comedic timing is perfect, and if you get me to laugh a couple of times during a comic you&#8217;ve done something right. $1.25<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14356\" title=\"theeternalconflict12\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict12-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict12-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict12-806x1024.jpg 806w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/theeternalconflict12.jpg 1264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website The Eternal Conflict Now Available!\u00c2\u00a0 $1.25 How much effort have you ever put into eating the last pea on your plate? At least I think the object of Brad&#8217;s frustration is a pea, it might also be a matza ball or some other perfectly round edible object. The title for this mini tells the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3655,4121],"class_list":["post-14354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-brad-w-foster","tag-the-eternal-conflict"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14354"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18316,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14354\/revisions\/18316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}