{"id":13855,"date":"2010-05-02T10:24:30","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13855"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:45:25","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:45:25","slug":"millionz-s-tender-morsels-of-mischief-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13855","title":{"rendered":"Millionz, S. &#8211; Tender Morsels of Mischief #13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"mailto:tendercomics@gmail.com\">E-mail<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tender11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"tender11\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tender11.jpg\" alt=\"tender11\" width=\"211\" height=\"278\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tender Morsels of Mischief #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and assume that &#8220;S. Millionz&#8221; is  not the actual name of the author.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to go further out on that  limb and call the author &#8220;he&#8221; from now on, just because.\u00c2\u00a0 This is a good  old fashioned mini: it&#8217;s a tiny thing, cheaply available for $1, with  as wide a selection of random stories as is possible.\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s a couple  of short strips (funny only if you can&#8217;t get enough of utterly  disgusting humor), a young girl lured into a van with the promises of  chess and soda, an odd conversation at the dinner table amongst some  Greeks, a family that excretes different types of food, a Rabbi stuck in  a room with some breast milk and a cat, and finally an unfunny  one-liner.\u00c2\u00a0 I sampled the one I thought was the funniest (as always), so  that may or may not tell you something.\u00c2\u00a0 Overall this was a mixed bag.\u00c2\u00a0  I must be getting old, as the gross-out humor doesn&#8217;t do a thing for me  anymore.\u00c2\u00a0 If there&#8217;s more funny surrounding it or if it&#8217;s done for some  other reason, maybe.\u00c2\u00a0 Presented like this (with the last one-liner  about crab being stuck in a dick hole being a prime example), it&#8217;s just  not that funny to me.\u00c2\u00a0 Crap, it looks like I may be maturing.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m also  mystified as to why S. draws most of his people as bags of goo with  chicken bones as appendages.\u00c2\u00a0 I would just assume that the man can&#8217;t  draw, but the art on the rest of his strips is decent enough.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s an  odd ascetic choice.\u00c2\u00a0 Two funny strips here means the man has some  potential, and the &#8220;#1&#8221; is an encouraging sign if he follows through  with a #2.\u00c2\u00a0 $1<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tender12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"tender12\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tender12.jpg\" alt=\"tender12\" width=\"294\" height=\"351\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E-mail Tender Morsels of Mischief #1 I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and assume that &#8220;S. Millionz&#8221; is not the actual name of the author.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to go further out on that limb and call the author &#8220;he&#8221; from now on, just because.\u00c2\u00a0 This is a good old fashioned mini: it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3855,1696],"class_list":["post-13855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-s-millionz","tag-tender-morsels-of-mischief"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13855"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13857,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13855\/revisions\/13857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}