{"id":13852,"date":"2010-05-02T10:21:35","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13852"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:45:25","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:45:25","slug":"miller-todd-j-loaf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13852","title":{"rendered":"Miller, Todd J. &#8211; Loaf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"mailto:bimbunny@yahoo.com\">E-mail<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/loaf1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"loaf1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/loaf1.jpg\" alt=\"loaf1\" width=\"327\" height=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Loaf<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is probably going to sound like I&#8217;m picking on Todd, but I mean  it as a general question: what&#8217;s the benefit of rushing to get something  put together for a convention if you know it&#8217;s crappy?\u00c2\u00a0 Todd mentions  in his remarkably sloppy intro that time got away from him but he wanted  to get SOMETHING out there, so he apologizes for this issue and  promises to do better next time around.\u00c2\u00a0 How does this help him in any  way, or anybody who does this?\u00c2\u00a0 All this does is get the very least of  your abilities and talent out to people who are, frankly, tired of  seeing shitty mini comics after a day or so of a comic convention.\u00c2\u00a0 If  you&#8217;re already an established or slightly established presence in the  mini comics world, OK, crank something out, it&#8217;ll probably be better  than nothing.\u00c2\u00a0 Or do a 24 hour comic!\u00c2\u00a0 If that&#8217;s shitty, well, it&#8217;s a 24  hour comic, what did you expect?\u00c2\u00a0 But this&#8230; blech.\u00c2\u00a0 In case you  haven&#8217;t gotten the idea yet, yeah, I didn&#8217;t like this much at all, and  it&#8217;s a shame that I have to trash something that is clearly not this  mans best work.\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s a two pager at the start that goes nowhere, a  couple of one page strips with remarkably stupid punchlines, a mildly  amusing strip on unforeseen irony, and a couple of serious rush jobs on  the back inside and outside cover (but hey, at least he wanted to fill  up the entire comic).\u00c2\u00a0 The bulk of the comic is a story about Santa  Claus having a really bad year, as his wife leaves him, the reindeer are  lethargic and the elves quit.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a long way to go for not much of a  punchline, and it&#8217;s a little depressing when the funniest part of the  strip is Todd hand-lettering the pages and making a crack about Kinko&#8217;s  screwing up.\u00c2\u00a0 On the plus side I did like the art, or at least I did for  the pages that weren&#8217;t clearly rushed.\u00c2\u00a0 If it seems like I&#8217;m being too  hard on the guy, well, maybe I am, and I&#8217;d love to see something he&#8217;s  done since then (this came out in 2005) where he made a decent effort,  but this is a review for THIS comic, and this comic sucked.\u00c2\u00a0 $2<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/loaf2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"loaf2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/loaf2.jpg\" alt=\"loaf2\" width=\"408\" height=\"642\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E-mail Loaf This is probably going to sound like I&#8217;m picking on Todd, but I mean it as a general question: what&#8217;s the benefit of rushing to get something put together for a convention if you know it&#8217;s crappy?\u00c2\u00a0 Todd mentions in his remarkably sloppy intro that time got away from him but he wanted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1692,3854],"class_list":["post-13852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-loaf","tag-todd-j-miller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13852"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13854,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13852\/revisions\/13854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}