{"id":13791,"date":"2010-04-28T02:00:35","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T07:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13791"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:45:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:45:27","slug":"mcgovern-bernie-an-army-of-lovers-will-be-beaten-book-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13791","title":{"rendered":"McGovern, Bernie &#8211; An Army of Lovers Will Be Beaten Book One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockwellfarmer.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"mailto:bernie@rockwellfarmer.com\">E-mail<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/lovers11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>An Army of Lovers Will Be Beaten Book One<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=217\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $6<\/p>\n<p>As always, three cheers for an absolutely wonderful title. This is the story Lieutenant Buckeley, a hero in the ongoing war between blue people and constellations in the night sky. Yep, not a typo. This is also one of the major limitations of the small press comics movement as a whole, as whenever there&#8217;s a story like this (where it would go a long way to show all those blue people) it would be wonderful to see it in color, it&#8217;s just that there&#8217;s no financial way to make it possible. Unless the artists were independently wealthy, I guess. Anyway, this first book (of a projected twelve) introduces us to the Lieutenant as he goes on furlough, wandering around a town and trying to avoid all the seamier places, like the local tavern and &#8220;El Lay&#8221;. He wanders off into an open field to get some rest&#8230; which also happens to be where most of those bombs aimed at the stars are landing. It&#8217;s a dreamy, surreal tale, punctuated by the relentless naivete of the main character and the fact that a llama ends up saving his life. It&#8217;s an interesting first book. I&#8217;m not completely sold on the whole thing yet, but I am curious to see what happens next, and that&#8217;s all you can ask for out of a first issue.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/lovers12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website E-mail An Army of Lovers Will Be Beaten Book One Now Available! $6 As always, three cheers for an absolutely wonderful title. This is the story Lieutenant Buckeley, a hero in the ongoing war between blue people and constellations in the night sky. Yep, not a typo. This is also one of the major [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1634,2221],"class_list":["post-13791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-an-army-of-lovers-will-be-beaten","tag-bernie-mcgovern"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13791"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13793,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13791\/revisions\/13793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}