{"id":13547,"date":"2010-04-27T21:42:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T02:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13547"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:45:39","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:45:39","slug":"jones-arthur-900-lb-gorilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13547","title":{"rendered":"Jones, Arthur &#8211; 900 lb. Gorilla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.byarthurjones.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/900lbgorilla1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"394\" height=\"257\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>900 lb. Gorilla<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The world needs more funny books! I&#8217;ve been saying this for years, as  the number of truly funny comics gets smaller and smaller. Here&#8217;s a  great one to add to the list. It&#8217;s about, strangely enough, a 900 pound  gorilla. The story is all over the place, but who cares? Jesus and Satan  enjoy a day at the beach, the gorilla beats up some beach bums,  Superman is a creep and gets beat up by the gorilla, and the world ends.  Sort of. Whatever, this is more about jokes than it is about  continuity, and it succeeds wonderfully in that. Of course, I&#8217;m a sucker  for monkeys of any kind, so I&#8217;m hardly an impartial judge. Still, go to  this incredible <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gorillasuit.com\/\">website<\/a> and tell me that you  don&#8217;t love this guy. If you still don&#8217;t, read the sample down here. If  you&#8217;re still not convinced, for the love of all the holy babies, lighten  up. There&#8217;s no price on this and it doesn&#8217;t seem to be on the website,  but I&#8217;m sure you can <a href=\"mailto:arthur@gorillasuit.com\">e-mail Arthur<\/a> to see.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/900lbgorilla2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"618\" height=\"323\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website 900 lb. Gorilla The world needs more funny books! I&#8217;ve been saying this for years, as the number of truly funny comics gets smaller and smaller. Here&#8217;s a great one to add to the list. It&#8217;s about, strangely enough, a 900 pound gorilla. The story is all over the place, but who cares? Jesus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1378,3738],"class_list":["post-13547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-900-pound-gorilla","tag-arthur-jones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13547"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16697,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547\/revisions\/16697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}