{"id":13222,"date":"2010-04-27T17:27:06","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T22:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13222"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:45:53","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:45:53","slug":"dery-johanna-plant-life-for-human-lesson-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=13222","title":{"rendered":"Dery, Johanna &#8211; Plant Life For Human Lesson #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jodery.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"mailto:johannadery@hotmail.com\">E-mail<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/plantlife41.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"plantlife41\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/plantlife41.jpg\" alt=\"plantlife41\" width=\"322\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Plant Life For Human Lesson #4<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You artsy types, I swear.\u00c2\u00a0 Granted, you folks are probably what gets  me out of bed in the morning, but for the love of all that is bleak and  unholy, please just put a name and a title somewhere recognizable in  your books.\u00c2\u00a0 Make it tiny even, I don&#8217;t care.\u00c2\u00a0 This comic is almost  certainly not called Plant Life For Human Lessons #4 (the jumble of text  at the end made it impossible to tell) and the person who made this  book may or may not be named Johanna Dery.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m confident on the Johanna  part, after that maybe hotmail just cut off the rest of her last name.\u00c2\u00a0  That&#8217;s what I get for getting books this time around that looked great  instead of making sure of all the technical info on the inside.\u00c2\u00a0 Enough  of my bitching, how about that comic?\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the mostly silent tale of a  man who has been making a tree bleed to feed the flowers.\u00c2\u00a0 A local  shaman type chastises this man, and a deer laps up some of the blood.\u00c2\u00a0  Things don&#8217;t end well for the deer, but the man from the tree learns a  valuable lesson from all this, and an odd transformation.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a  gorgeous book (or, poor boy that I am, I probably would have skipped it  with the $4 price tag), thought-provoking in all the right places.\u00c2\u00a0  Check it out, and if you e-mail Johanna please ask her if I got the  title even close to right&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 $4<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/plantlife42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"plantlife42\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/plantlife42.jpg\" alt=\"plantlife42\" width=\"415\" height=\"307\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website E-mail Plant Life For Human Lesson #4 You artsy types, I swear.\u00c2\u00a0 Granted, you folks are probably what gets me out of bed in the morning, but for the love of all that is bleak and unholy, please just put a name and a title somewhere recognizable in your books.\u00c2\u00a0 Make it tiny even, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3624,996],"class_list":["post-13222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-johanna-dery","tag-plant-life-for-human-lesson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13222"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13224,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13222\/revisions\/13224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}