{"id":12922,"date":"2010-04-27T12:51:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T17:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12922"},"modified":"2010-04-23T14:07:02","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T19:07:02","slug":"ballenger-duane-meatloaf-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12922","title":{"rendered":"Ballenger, Duane &#8211; Meatloaf Freak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.givemethecreeps.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meatloaf1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"meatloaf1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meatloaf1.jpg\" alt=\"meatloaf1\" width=\"113\" height=\"123\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meatloaf Freak<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re at all like me, your first thought upon reading that  headline was &#8220;what&#8217;s a meatloaf freak?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Lucky for you, it doesn&#8217;t stay a  mystery for very long, as this is a tiny, tiny thing.\u00c2\u00a0 There is an  apparently very stupid creature who&#8217;s trying to hail a taxi.\u00c2\u00a0 Upon doing  so it becomes obvious to the taxi driver that this creature is almost  certainly broke, at which point the creature pulls out&#8230; meatloaf.\u00c2\u00a0  This is a tiny, mostly absurd thing, and it would take a better man than  me to spend a whole lot of time deconstructing it.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s funny, there&#8217;s  an almost powerful ending, that cover scan is just about actual size,  what more do you want?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meatloaf2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"meatloaf2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/meatloaf2.jpg\" alt=\"meatloaf2\" width=\"141\" height=\"167\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Meatloaf Freak If you&#8217;re at all like me, your first thought upon reading that headline was &#8220;what&#8217;s a meatloaf freak?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Lucky for you, it doesn&#8217;t stay a mystery for very long, as this is a tiny, tiny thing.\u00c2\u00a0 There is an apparently very stupid creature who&#8217;s trying to hail a taxi.\u00c2\u00a0 Upon doing so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12922"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12926,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12922\/revisions\/12926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}