{"id":12744,"date":"2010-04-27T11:51:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12744"},"modified":"2010-04-07T14:30:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T19:30:01","slug":"roman-dave-astronaut-elementary-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12744","title":{"rendered":"Roman, Dave &#8211; Astronaut Elementary #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.realmsend.com\/yaytime\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/astronaut11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"382\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Astronaut Elementary #1<\/strong> (Dave Roman only) <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=297\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $.75<\/p>\n<p>The reviews start with #3 for this series?\u00c2\u00a0 Really?\u00c2\u00a0 Somebody needs to talk to management about this lack of order around here.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, this is the first (long overdue) step to correcting that problem.\u00c2\u00a0 This issue introduces some characters that we all know and love from the rest of the series\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s Miyumi San (trying to avoid the attentions of a boy who thinks he&#8217;s hot stuff with any male who&#8217;s in the vicinity), Hakata Soy (getting used to school while dreaming of his true calling in the head of a giant robot), and Doug Hiro (enjoying the vastness of space).\u00c2\u00a0 Miyumi is the star of this issue, as she also gets another story dealing with her dinosaur driving lessons and her race against the jerky rich girl.\u00c2\u00a0 All of this is told in the style of an anime cartoon, of course, so the dialogue is hilarious, exclamations are common and nothing outrageous is ever seen an anything but completely normal.\u00c2\u00a0 That dialogue really deserves all the praise I can give it, as you can say damned near anything in this out loud and chuckle.\u00c2\u00a0 For example, when Miyumi is picking out a dinosaur for the race, one dinosaur licks her face.\u00c2\u00a0 Miyumi says &#8220;He he &#8211; You must be smart because you knew I&#8217;d taste good!\u00c2\u00a0 That makes us friends!&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Is that what makes the panel great, or is her giant thumbs up sign, her anime eyes of that huge grin?\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s all the things put together, which is why comics are so great.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m sticking with that theory.\u00c2\u00a0 $.75<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/astronaut12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"670\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Astronaut Elementary #1 (Dave Roman only) Now Available! $.75 The reviews start with #3 for this series?\u00c2\u00a0 Really?\u00c2\u00a0 Somebody needs to talk to management about this lack of order around here.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, this is the first (long overdue) step to correcting that problem.\u00c2\u00a0 This issue introduces some characters that we all know and love [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1190,3475],"class_list":["post-12744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-astronaut-elementary","tag-dave-roman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12745,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12744\/revisions\/12745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}