{"id":12726,"date":"2010-04-27T11:39:07","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12726"},"modified":"2010-04-07T14:27:28","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T19:27:28","slug":"roman-dave-teen-boat-5-with-john-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12726","title":{"rendered":"Roman, Dave &#8211; Teen Boat #5 (with John Green)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.realmsend.com\/yaytime\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/teenboat51.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Teen Boat #5 <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=308\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $.75<\/p>\n<p>And here I was looking for a fight in this issue, what with that provocative cover and all. No such luck. Still another solid issue, don&#8217;t get me wrong or anything, but I was looking for more mayhem. What you have is Teen Boat trying to figure out how he could ever love a normal girl and how he could ever love a gondola. More on the &#8220;angst&#8221; and less on the &#8220;thrill&#8221; this issue, I guess you could say. Still, 8 pages of angst probably makes a lot of sense in terms of the general overall story, and might help the pacing a bit for a graphic novel. Oh, let&#8217;s be honest. I&#8217;m just annoyed that there are no more pirates.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/teenboat52.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Teen Boat #5 Now Available! $.75 And here I was looking for a fight in this issue, what with that provocative cover and all. No such luck. Still another solid issue, don&#8217;t get me wrong or anything, but I was looking for more mayhem. What you have is Teen Boat trying to figure out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3475,3474,1189],"class_list":["post-12726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-dave-roman","tag-john-green","tag-teen-boat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12740,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12726\/revisions\/12740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}