{"id":12502,"date":"2010-04-27T06:45:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T11:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12502"},"modified":"2010-04-06T17:28:34","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T22:28:34","slug":"weiser-joey-zoomorphic-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12502","title":{"rendered":"Weiser, Joey &#8211; Zoomorphic Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tragic-planet.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/zoomorphic11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Zoomorphic Funnies<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=378\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $1<\/p>\n<p>Who loves one page strips about animals in various situations? Well, I do, as long as it&#8217;s this funny. This is a bit of a shortie, but for $1, who cares? In here you have a racist space monkey, Ugly Elephantingston, Electric Fish God, Raymond Roadkill and a pig who just can&#8217;t seem to be a hero. I don&#8217;t know his name but he tries over and over to rescue the damsel in distress, even though it gets him into all sorts of trouble. No, I&#8217;m not going to tell you what sorts of trouble. That&#8217;s called a &#8220;tease&#8221;. A couple of the comics in here are available on his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tragic-planet.com\/\">website<\/a>, including the largest one in the bunch about that pig flying during a war. Like I said, it&#8217;s only $1, and there&#8217;s more than enough funny in here to make it worth your while.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/zoomorphic12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Zoomorphic Funnies Now Available! $1 Who loves one page strips about animals in various situations? Well, I do, as long as it&#8217;s this funny. This is a bit of a shortie, but for $1, who cares? In here you have a racist space monkey, Ugly Elephantingston, Electric Fish God, Raymond Roadkill and a pig [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3435,2352],"class_list":["post-12502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-joey-weiser","tag-zoomorphic-funnies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12502"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12503,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12502\/revisions\/12503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}