{"id":12481,"date":"2010-04-27T06:21:41","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T11:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12481"},"modified":"2010-04-06T17:18:16","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T22:18:16","slug":"watson-esther-pearl-unlovable-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12481","title":{"rendered":"Watson, Esther Pearl &#8211; Unlovable #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funchicken.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlovable31.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unlovable #3<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=372\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $5<\/p>\n<p>Christ, what a horrific young woman. &#8220;Unlovable&#8221; indeed. Granted, these stories are all taken from a diary that Esther found in a rest stop and probably didn&#8217;t have pictures for us to figure out exactly what she looked like, but Esther really would have a hard time making her any uglier. In this edition Tammy gets repeated prank calls, attends the winter ball while only shaving the lower half of her legs, &#8220;deals&#8221; with her best friend spreading rumors about her, watches a crazed classmate talk to himself in a mirror (even though he knows she&#8217;s there) and pukes after drinking too much spiked punch at the dance. Oh, and the poetry, how could I forget the poetry. I&#8217;m still hoping this diary is 1000 pages long, as this is nothing but endless, mean-spirited fun. I do wonder though: has anybody ever tried to contact Tammy Pierce, if that is her real name? She appears to be in late middle school in 1988, so she&#8217;s an adult now. What the hell is she up to and what would she think about this diary being reproduced like this? Sounds like a good idea for a sequel if all this material ever dries up&#8230; $5<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlovable32.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Unlovable #3 Now Available! $5 Christ, what a horrific young woman. &#8220;Unlovable&#8221; indeed. Granted, these stories are all taken from a diary that Esther found in a rest stop and probably didn&#8217;t have pictures for us to figure out exactly what she looked like, but Esther really would have a hard time making her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2186,2346],"class_list":["post-12481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-esther-pearl-watson","tag-unlovable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12487,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12481\/revisions\/12487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}