{"id":12478,"date":"2010-04-27T06:24:42","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T11:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12478"},"modified":"2010-04-06T17:18:54","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T22:18:54","slug":"watson-esther-pearl-unlovable-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12478","title":{"rendered":"Watson, Esther Pearl &#8211; Unlovable #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funchicken.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlovable41.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unlovable #4<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=373\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $5<\/p>\n<p>The saga continues here, as the seemingly endless supply of material from this found diary continues. In this issue Tammy gets drunk and passes out under a car (and ends up getting left behind at a party), sets up a shrine to a guy she has a crush on, mourns the death of The Smiths, cuts a rug, takes a joy ride in a huge truck (while sitting in a lawn chair on the passenger side), goes to an amusement park, steals some stuff at a Halloween store and deals with a lengthy and awkward hug from a creepy guy. And did I mention the centerfold in the middle where you see nipple? Ew. If you&#8217;ve been following the story for this long it&#8217;s not like you can stop now,and if you haven&#8217;t seen any of these yet, the good thing is that you can jump in anywhere and still enjoy it. It&#8217;s not like it follows a noticable linear story or anything. $5<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/unlovable42.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Unlovable #4 Now Available! $5 The saga continues here, as the seemingly endless supply of material from this found diary continues. In this issue Tammy gets drunk and passes out under a car (and ends up getting left behind at a party), sets up a shrine to a guy she has a crush on, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2186,2346],"class_list":["post-12478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-esther-pearl-watson","tag-unlovable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12488,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12478\/revisions\/12488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}