{"id":12468,"date":"2010-04-27T06:03:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T11:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12468"},"modified":"2010-04-06T15:53:40","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T20:53:40","slug":"vukojevich-anthony-the-envelope-licker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12468","title":{"rendered":"Vukojevich, Anthony &#8211; The Envelope Licker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blueanthony.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/envelopelicker1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Envelope Licker<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally, one of these Robot Publishing books that takes me longer than a minute to read. This one is about a man who is gifted with an extremely long tongue and a propensity for getting in all kinds of trouble. He eventually settles down and buys an envelope licking company after his boxing career is cut short when he&#8217;s attacked and maimed by a group of angry young men. It&#8217;s interesting to watch all the things this character goes through in 16 pages. His life is destroyed a couple of times and he becomes a legend all because of licking envelopes&#8230; Anyway, this is a good one. You can find it on the Top Shelf page for $2.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/envelopelicker2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"398\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website The Envelope Licker Finally, one of these Robot Publishing books that takes me longer than a minute to read. This one is about a man who is gifted with an extremely long tongue and a propensity for getting in all kinds of trouble. He eventually settles down and buys an envelope licking company after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3431,2336],"class_list":["post-12468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-anthony-vukojevich","tag-the-envelope-licker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12469,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12468\/revisions\/12469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}