{"id":12241,"date":"2010-04-27T01:33:45","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T06:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12241"},"modified":"2010-04-06T11:48:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T16:48:32","slug":"tolento-mike-empty-life-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12241","title":{"rendered":"Tolento, Mike &#8211; Empty Life #15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zinewiki.com\/Mike_Tolento\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/sexanddeath151.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Empty Life #15<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You guys were probably starting to wonder if I liked everything Mike sent me. Well, no, not exactly. This is a wordless story about camping and alien abduction. I was liking this a lot right up until the point where the alien ship took him away, then it just kind of fell apart for me. It&#8217;s part one of a story, so it&#8217;s possible that the next part could change my mind about this one, but it doesn&#8217;t look like he&#8217;s going to be doing another one any time soon. That&#8217;s what the website tells me, anyway. Like I said, it might change if it&#8217;s all one story, but right now&#8230; ah, you know what? I think Mike has earned the benefit of the doubt. I loved his story in Castration, I&#8217;ve never seen anything like #14 that wasn&#8217;t terrible (and that was far from terrible), so I&#8217;m going to let him finish this story before I talk shit about it. Does that mean I&#8217;m fired from my job as reviewer? Look upon my wishy-washiness, oh people, and despair! $2<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/sexanddeath152.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Empty Life #15 You guys were probably starting to wonder if I liked everything Mike sent me. Well, no, not exactly. This is a wordless story about camping and alien abduction. I was liking this a lot right up until the point where the alien ship took him away, then it just kind of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2195,3332],"class_list":["post-12241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-empty-life","tag-mike-tolento"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12241"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12245,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12241\/revisions\/12245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}