{"id":1222,"date":"2005-02-08T12:21:46","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T18:21:46","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-06-18T10:42:53","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T17:42:53","slug":"update-for-20805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=1222","title":{"rendered":"Update for 2\/08\/05"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three updates today because I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll be around tomorrow: Brad McGinty, Joe Havasy and JP Coovert. And I have a request: if anybody out there knows a computer program that will, plainly and simply, keep a computer in perfect working order from the time that you buy it to the time that it dies a painless death of old age, please, PLEASE <a href=\"mailto:whitey@opticalsloth.com\">let me know<\/a>. I&#8217;m so very tired of dealing with viruses, random shutdowns of my computer for no reason and a bazillion other small problems&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three updates today because I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll be around tomorrow: Brad McGinty, Joe Havasy and JP Coovert. And I have a request: if anybody out there knows a computer program that will, plainly and simply, keep a computer in perfect working order from the time that you buy it to the time that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}