{"id":12180,"date":"2010-04-27T00:15:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T05:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12180"},"modified":"2010-04-05T20:14:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T01:14:57","slug":"telgemeier-raina-take-out-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12180","title":{"rendered":"Telgemeier, Raina &#8211; Take-Out #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goraina.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/takeout31.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"279\" height=\"432\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Take-Out #3<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=355\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $1<\/p>\n<p>You know, looking back on it, boys pretty much had it easy in middle school.\u00c2\u00a0 Sure, there was enough general awkwardness to go around, but compared to what girls had to go through, specifically the story Raina describes in this comic&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 This is the tale of a slumber party and what comes from it.\u00c2\u00a0 A group of girls are invited to a slumber party (also the 12th birthday party of the girl) and spend the night playing ouija, chatting, and eventually giving &#8220;advice&#8221; to a girl with a crush.\u00c2\u00a0 This advice is designed to do nothing more than completely humiliate the girl in question, telling her that the only way this boy will notice her is through a complete and ridiculous makeover.\u00c2\u00a0 Naturally, she believes this group of &#8220;friends&#8221; and follows their advice, with disastrous results.\u00c2\u00a0 Raina might have made up the story, but it sure has a ring of truth to it to me.\u00c2\u00a0 Good stuff, and who doesn&#8217;t like a tale of complete social humiliation for a buck?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/takeout32.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"679\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Take-Out #3 Now Available! $1 You know, looking back on it, boys pretty much had it easy in middle school.\u00c2\u00a0 Sure, there was enough general awkwardness to go around, but compared to what girls had to go through, specifically the story Raina describes in this comic&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 This is the tale of a slumber party [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3324,2164],"class_list":["post-12180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-raina-telgemeier","tag-take-out"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12186,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12180\/revisions\/12186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}