{"id":12167,"date":"2010-04-27T00:09:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T05:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12167"},"modified":"2010-04-05T20:11:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T01:11:03","slug":"teardrop-matthew-mr-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12167","title":{"rendered":"Teardrop, Matthew &#8211; Mr. Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=14301119\">Matt&#8217;s Myspace page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/mrugly1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mr. Ugly<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=351\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $2<\/p>\n<p>Hooray for a children&#8217;s book! This one (unlike &#8220;Hey Kidz! It&#8217;s Poopin&#8217; Time With the Big Ol&#8217; Bear!&#8221;), actually IS a children&#8217;s book, which is another good chance for him to show a little bit or range. As such, the story is pretty simple. There&#8217;s an off-panel character who keeps asking Mr. Ugly why he hates everything, and starts naming things off one by one. Mr. Ugly always has a reason why things are bad. It&#8217;s tiny and an incredibly quick read, but it&#8217;s funny and his constant rage against things that are mostly not so bad is inspiring. This is $2, contact info is up there and this is also available in the store, if you&#8217;re interested&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/mrugly2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt&#8217;s Myspace page Mr. Ugly Now Available! $2 Hooray for a children&#8217;s book! This one (unlike &#8220;Hey Kidz! It&#8217;s Poopin&#8217; Time With the Big Ol&#8217; Bear!&#8221;), actually IS a children&#8217;s book, which is another good chance for him to show a little bit or range. As such, the story is pretty simple. There&#8217;s an off-panel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3322,2163],"class_list":["post-12167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-matthew-teardrop","tag-mr-ugly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12167"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12178,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12167\/revisions\/12178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}