{"id":12164,"date":"2010-04-26T23:57:23","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T04:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12164"},"modified":"2010-04-05T20:07:05","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T01:07:05","slug":"teardrop-matthew-teardroppe-comiques-spectaculare-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12164","title":{"rendered":"Teardrop, Matthew &#8211; Teardroppe Comiques Spectaculare #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=14301119\">Matt&#8217;s Myspace page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/teardroppe1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"444\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Teardroppe Comiques Spectaculare #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Look, a humor anthology by Matthew! Good to see that he can show some range. All kinds of ridiculous stuff in here, but it made me laugh out loud a few times, which is just about all you can ask of a humor anthology. What kind of stuff is in here? You have the truth about the phrase &#8220;you&#8217;ll have plenty of time to sleep when you&#8217;re dead&#8221;, a number of one page strips about a square (not literally), a fantastic summary of &#8220;Eyes Wide Shut&#8221;, some three panel strips that were actually funny, diversity, an invisible boy, a robot waiter, Grandpa Eyepatch, and a dog who talks to a toy duck. If you think that sounds funny, then check this out. If you don&#8217;t, well, maybe you&#8217;re just too sophisticated for humor, did you ever think of that? He seems to be unable to put a price on his books, so let&#8217;s just say this is $2, OK? Contact info is up there!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/teardroppe2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"518\" height=\"704\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt&#8217;s Myspace page Teardroppe Comiques Spectaculare #1 Look, a humor anthology by Matthew! Good to see that he can show some range. All kinds of ridiculous stuff in here, but it made me laugh out loud a few times, which is just about all you can ask of a humor anthology. What kind of stuff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3322,2161],"class_list":["post-12164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-matthew-teardrop","tag-teardroppe-comiques-spectaculare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12164"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12172,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12164\/revisions\/12172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}