{"id":12161,"date":"2010-04-26T23:51:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T04:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12161"},"modified":"2010-04-05T20:04:38","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T01:04:38","slug":"teardrop-matthew-the-saga-of-the-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=12161","title":{"rendered":"Teardrop, Matthew &#8211; The Saga of the Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=14301119\">Matt&#8217;s Myspace page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/babysaga1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"417\" height=\"487\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Saga of the Baby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The sample below shows you what the art is like the whole way through (simple, no backgrounds pretty much ever), so I&#8217;m not going to waste much time talking about that. Either you&#8217;re OK with simple, quick art, or you&#8217;d rather see some lavish detail. The story here is of a 30 year old man who dresses up as a baby. He goes into a bit of detail about why that&#8217;s the case, but mostly he just shoots up, punches a hooker and OD&#8217;s. There is quite a bit of funny here, don&#8217;t get me wrong, but the humor really started to hit you over the head by the end. I guess that&#8217;s the nature of a &#8220;saga&#8221;, but I probably would have enjoyed a smaller book a bit better. I&#8217;m guessing this is $3 because it really is huge, but I honestly have no idea. Send him <a href=\"mailto:matthewteardrop@hotmail.com\">an e-mail<\/a>, I&#8217;ll bet Matthew can clear this up for you!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/babysaga2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"601\" height=\"761\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt&#8217;s Myspace page The Saga of the Baby The sample below shows you what the art is like the whole way through (simple, no backgrounds pretty much ever), so I&#8217;m not going to waste much time talking about that. Either you&#8217;re OK with simple, quick art, or you&#8217;d rather see some lavish detail. The story [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3322,2158],"class_list":["post-12161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-matthew-teardrop","tag-the-saga-of-the-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12161"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12169,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12161\/revisions\/12169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}