{"id":11883,"date":"2010-04-26T18:24:55","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T23:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11883"},"modified":"2010-04-04T17:31:13","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T22:31:13","slug":"smith-shannon-phillip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11883","title":{"rendered":"Smith, Shannon &#8211; Phillip!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shannonsmith.net\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phillip1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Phillip!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now come on, isn&#8217;t that just about the best cover you&#8217;ve ever seen? It&#8217;s even better once you read the story and it&#8217;s really not even meant to be salacious. OK, it&#8217;s meant to be slightly salacious, granted. But this is the story of a boy named Phillip, who gets in trouble in third grade and doesn&#8217;t come back to the school of the narrator (presumably Shannon) until sixth grade. At that time this perennial troublemaker hasn&#8217;t had much of a change of heart of his previous ways and now he&#8217;s dealing with the onset of puberty. I don&#8217;t want to give the whole thing away, as this is only a 4 page shortie (and you&#8217;re already seeing half of it in samples) but it&#8217;s funny and only a quarter, so who can beat that?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/phillip2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Phillip! Now come on, isn&#8217;t that just about the best cover you&#8217;ve ever seen? It&#8217;s even better once you read the story and it&#8217;s really not even meant to be salacious. OK, it&#8217;s meant to be slightly salacious, granted. But this is the story of a boy named Phillip, who gets in trouble in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2088,3272],"class_list":["post-11883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-phillip","tag-shannon-smith"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11889,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11883\/revisions\/11889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}